大学英语话剧剧本大学英语话剧剧本（一）TherhythmofloveActors:孔上海丁宗玉冯杰朱媛媛赵红玉冯芳报幕：李彩丽X:孔上海J:冯杰W:朱媛媛D:丁宗玉Y:冯芳Z:赵红玉（总道具：一个可以撕页的卡）第一幕：道具：凳子两个，棒棒糖。人物：孔上海冯杰朱媛媛（冯杰and朱媛媛唱歌入场《Girlfriend》艾薇儿）（冯杰and朱媛媛唱完后找个凳子坐下做聊天状）孔上海：Today,thereisadanceparty,Ijoininandwanttofindmygirl!!Whereareyou,mygirl!!!（手势动作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详，当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候，孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前，给棒棒糖，唱老鼠爱大米英文版，然后两人到台前）孔上海：Ihavefellinlovewithyou!冯杰：It’stoorapid!Ican’tconfrontit.孔上海：Ok!Shallwetrytolivesomedaytobesuitabletoeachother?冯杰：AlthoughIadmityouareafoodboy,but…孔上海：Ok.Somuchfortoday.Iwillsendtextmessagestoyoutonight,waitforme,mysweet!冯杰：……（孔，冯杰退下朱媛媛起身上前走一步，先回头张望）（背景音乐响起《RightHereWaiting》）朱媛媛：Noteveryoneyoulovedissuitabletoyou,andyouwillloseachancetogetabetteroneIwillbewaitingforyouuntilIchangemymind…（语速变缓）第二幕：道具：凳子两个，外套一件（先放在地上），饭盒一个，英语书。人物：孔上海冯杰朱媛媛（朱媛媛先进来，带上饭盒放在孔上海的座位上，恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望，然后坐到自己位置上，拿起书看）（孔上海入场，先是看到了饭盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It’sstrange!朱媛媛，isityours?朱媛媛：No!it’syours.孔上海：Okthat’sfine.Nomatterwhoitbelongs,I’mhungrynow,eatingisagoodchoice.（冯杰进来，看到孔上海在吃饭）冯杰：Isitdelicious?Wishyouhaveagoodtime!（冯杰然后走开走到门外）（孔上海走向前台指着冯杰）孔上海：It’sshebringthefood!Sheisconcernedaboutme!!（高兴状，然后回去，睡觉了）（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去，给他加衣服，此时冯杰在门口进来刚好看到）（朱媛媛做出可爱状恋恋不舍状，慢慢走开碰到冯杰）朱媛媛：Hi冯杰！冯杰：Hi朱媛媛！Nicetomeetyou.（朱媛媛急急忙忙走开，冯杰走进去，回了回头很用力的砸书，孔上海被惊醒）第三幕：道具：纸做的棒子一个，木棒子一个，水桶（纸做的也可以），新华字典，新华字典书皮，大话西游草稿。（音乐：敢问路在何方）赵红玉：Hi,boy!Itlookslikeyouhavelostyourgirlfriend,right?孔上海：Yes.Howdoyougettoknow?赵红玉：贫道冯芳：firstblood!（打赵红玉…）赵红玉：贫僧comefromchina!I’mthemasterofBuddhism.孔上海：Iknowyou!Youhavethreestudents:amonkeyapigandamonster.It’syou去西天取经赵红玉：no!not去西天取经，but去西天拜堂成亲。（孔上海做出惊讶状）赵红玉：Ihaveagoodbookonlysoldtenyuan…doyouwanttogetone?孔上海：葵花宝典？赵红玉：nonono新华字典！！！（撕下书皮）Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’tcherishit,ifIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.ifyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Iwouldsaytenthousandsyears.ThatmanisyoutheonlymanIloveinthisworldisyou.onlyyou（sing）冯芳：stop!Doublekill!（并打赵红玉…）孔上海，listencarefullyandthenanswerthequestions,doyoulikeeatingpork?孔上海：yes!It’smyfavorite!冯芳：tripekill!!（并打孔上海…）