小升初英语双语阅读：我让奶奶高兴了小升初英语双语阅读：我让奶奶高兴了小升初英语双语阅读：我让奶奶高兴了IMadeGrannyGladAteacheristellingherstudentstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"shesays"Didyoumakesomeoneelseglad?""Please,teacher,"saysasmallboy,"Imadesomeonegladyesterday.""Welldone.Whowasthat?"Theteachersays."Mygranny."Theboysays."Goodboy.Nowtellushowyoumadeyourgrandmotherglad."Theteachersays."Iwenttoseeheryesterday,andstayedwithherforthreehours.ThenIsaidtoher,'Granny,I'mgoinghome.'Andshesaid,"well.I'mglad!"我让奶奶高兴了一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。"听着，孩子们，"他说："你们曾让别人高兴过吗?""我，老师，"一个男孩子说，"昨天我就使别人高兴过。""做得好。是谁呢?"老师说。"我奶奶。"小男孩说。"好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?"老师问道。"是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说："奶奶，我要回家了。"她说："啊，我很高兴。"双语阅读:有关圣诞节的英语小笑话圣诞节有关的几个小小笑话ThethiefandthejudgeItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner."Whatareyouchargedwith?"heasked。"Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,"repliedthedefendant。"That'snooffense,"repliedthejudge,"Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?""Beforethestoreopened,"counteredtheprisoner。法官与小偷那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。圣诞节的小小笑话：Jesus'sTellyAchildonChristmastimeaskedforsomepaperandcrayonsinordertodrawacrib.Eventuallytheartisticmasterpiecewasdisplayedforparentalapproval.Themanager,theshepherds,JesusandHolyFamilyworedulyadmired。"Butwhat'sthatinthecorner?"askedMother。"Oh,that'stheirtelly,"repliedthetot。耶稣的电视机圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。圣诞节的小小笑话：锄地WhatdoesSantaClausliketodoinhisgarden?Answer:helikestohoe,hoe,hoe圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)圣诞节的小小笑话：圣诞老人OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusive